The President Re-Names Mount McKinley After Himself

President Obama is taking a trip to Alaska to appear on a realty TV show and talk about Global Warming. My source in Alaska tells me he will be on TV to show Americans survival skills which we will need after eight years of his presidency.

Dear Leader has also re-named Alaska's Mount McKinley after himself. He will re-name the tallest peak in North America Denali, which is an Athabaskan word, meaning "The High One."