Sunday, July 3, 2011

Where Is Triumph The Insult Comic Dog When You Need Him?

On Thursday night, I was watching the local news coverage of the looming government shut-down. On the steps of the Minnesota State capitol building, were scores of willing pro-Dayton tools....and Shot In The Dark's Mitch Berg. I couldn't see Mr. Berg or the group of college Republicans who where getting harassed and threatened on the capitol steps. I guess that the local news media didn't want their viewers to see anything that opposed their agenda.

And so, after The Republican legislative leaders gave up on reducing taxes, met Governor Crazy-Eyes on much of his wish list, offered a 'lights on' bill to keep the most important functions of the state government running (which he flatly ignores), the news media covers this ridiculous CANDLELIGHT VIGIL. As I watched this idiotic spectacle, a thought crossed my mind. Where is Triumph the Insult Comic Dog when we need him? It would've been a riot to see Conan O'Brian's roving correspondent Triumph ridicule these willing Democratools, and then follow Governor Crazy Eyes around. Minnesota has a proud political tradition. We elected Jessie Ventura and Al Franken. After Triumph gets done with Mark Dayton, Minnesota may be the first state to have it's governor committed.

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