Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Loon Of The Week Lifetime Award

My liberal associate, Longfellow Loon, is back. He is just getting over the trauma of the state government shut-down, and is here to resume his Loon Of The Week award. This is a very special week, because Longfellow is honoring long-time Minnesota legislator Linda Berglin. Take it away.

LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!!
Thank you, Squirley! I am giving a LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT LOON OF THE WEEK AWARD to
Minnesota State Senator Linda Berglin. This week, Senator Berglin has announced that she will be resigning her seat, which she has held since the mighty dinosaur roamed the land. During her 30 years in the state senate, and  9 years in the state house of representatives, she was instrumental in pumping up Minnesota's health and human services system, which is the reason why the lucky people of Minnesota are sooooo healthy! If it weren't for high taxes and Linda Berglin, Minnesotans would have to live like those poor, backward slobs in Texas and Florida. Those states have no state tax! I wonder if the children in those states wear shoes? How do schools stay open in Texas? Are there paved roads?  And so,  I salute Linda Berglin.
LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOO!!!! Thank you.

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