Happy Fourth Of July To All, Even You Unpatriotic Commie Pukes

Harvard researchers recently released a study which concluded that fourth of July parades turn young people into Republicans. You may be asking yourself , 'Why should us Dembots feel left out of the fun?' 
Just remember, all you joyless leftists. There ARE places that you can take the kids if you don't want them to be tainted or brainwashed by red, white, and blue imagery or love of this country.
Here are 10 places to take your little Demspawn.
10. An art gallery. Maybe there's photograph of a cross in a jar of urine on display.
  9. A gay night club. Just make sure that you avoid any Log Cabin Republicans that may 'swing by'.
  8. Visit a mosque.
  7. Barack Obama's birthplace. All of them.
  6. Madison, Wisconsin. Just take in the all of that civility!
  5. Visit MSNBC. Just make sure that you arm yourself with tranquilizer darts. Ed Schultz and   Lawrence O'Donnell are on the loose.
  4. Visit your local PBS station, and work the phones.
  3. Visit your local La Raza headquarters.
  2. Work for ACORN!
  1. Help your local AFL-CIO or SEIU 'bust some heads'.