You Too Can Talk Like Obama

You may have heard the news media, or your Obamabot friends and relatives, comment on his oratorical skills. The truth is, you too can learn to speak like Obama. Here is a primer:

  1. First of all, stick your nose in the air
  2. Take a teleprompter. Everywhere.
  3. Blame George Dubya for everything. Start every statement with "I inherited this problem from the previous administration"....
  4. Carry a microphone around (with Godlike reverb).
  5. Lie
  6. Belittle
  7. Browbeat
  8. Demonize

  9. Use kids or the clueless as background.

 10.Smear, libel, demonize, accuse, and bully.