With some of the loony rhetoric coming out of the left side of the aisle, there are just way too many lefty nuts for a red squirrel to gather. I'm glad that my wacky associate, Longfellow Loon, is here to bestow his weekly Loon Of The Week award. Loonie, the floor is yours.
"LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO! Thank you, Squirley. This week's LOOOOOON Of The Week award goes out to Congressional Rep, Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-D.C.), who equated a possible shut-down of the Federal government with bombing innocent civilians. Then, she finished her speech with a rousing 'GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! Wow! Now that's Dem civility! There were others who suggested that the nasty Repooblicans will throw grandma into the street, kill children, and cause global warming on Saturn with a government shut-down, But Mzzzz. Holmes Norton actually wished eternal damnation to those eeee-vil Republicans. So, my LOOOOON of the week award goes to Eleanor Holmes Norton. Thank you. LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!"
Thank you, Loonie. You did a Loon-tastic job.
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