Sunday, April 10, 2011

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During the presidential election of 2008, Soros deployed his army of shape-shifting demons to win the presidency for the marxist community organizer, Barack Hussein Obama. His army fanned out throughout the country, each demon voting in multiple precincts, mostly in swing districts. As the newsmedia breathlessly announced later that evening Obama will be the next president , Soros and his generals showered each other in celebration, much like a major league baseball team showers each other with champaign in the locker room after winning a pennant. As Obama proudly proclaimed his victory in Grant Park, before thousands of glazey-eyed followers, Soros stopped for a moment, and felt a slight pang of envy. As he would later recount in his creepy Hungarian accent:

"There he was, that little pipsqueak, soaking in the idolatry of thousands of brain-washed dupes. It should've been me .As the Antichrist, I should be the one that comes out of nowhere, then have millions upon millions of Americans follow mindlessly. Still, along with my false prophet, Chris Matthews, my victory against all things good will come,  then at that time, I will spit molten lava into the face of God himself! "

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