It's that time of the week, when my wacky friend The Loon from Minneapolis' Longfellow neighborhood bestows his weekly Loon Of The Week Award to a lefty loonatic. So I'll waste no more time, and yield the floor to my associate.
"LOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOOO!!!! Thanks, Squirly. This week, the Loon Of The Week Award goes to the host of CBS' Face The Nation, Bob Scheiffer. This week, Mr. Scheiffer really put the right-wingers on notice! He and Katie (Golden Parachute) Couric were in a hot discussion, following President/Messiah Barack Obama's grand presentation of his certificate of live birth. The two Tiffany Network superstars discussed what could happen next. Could the dastardly Repooblicans be demanding The Messiah's college records!? LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!
Bob Scheiffer suggested that would be RASCIST!!! LOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOLOO!!!!
A warning to all of you right-wingers. Don't ever criticize The Messiah! Don't ever question him! Don't oppose him in any way! In fact, don't even run against him! If you declare your candidacy, we'll slap a scarlet letter R on your forehead!
LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!"
Thanks again. Looney, you do such a great job. Give yourself an award while you're at it.
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