It's time once again for our weekly excursion into looloolooliberallefty looniness, with our resident lefty, Longfellow Loon, as he bestows his Loon Of The Week Award. This award should have been awarded last week, but Longfellow was sobbing uncontrollably for a week, following Keith Ellison's testimony before New York Congressman Pete King's hearing on Islamic radicalization inside America. So, here he is. Give it up for Longfellow Loon. The floor is yours.
"LOOOLOOOLOOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!!! (sob.sniff.sniff) Thank you, Squirley. My Loon Of The Week Award goes out to Minnesota fifth district congressman Keith (sniff) Ellison, for his stirring testimony before that bigoted meanie Peter King. (sniff sniff). During his March 10th testimony, Representative Ellison broke down and cried, detailing the brave exploits of Muslim paramedic Mohammad Salman Hamdani, who died, trying to save the lives of rich, capitalist infidels! (sob). Mr. Ellison's testimony still makes me (as well as all the DFL dhimmi who vote for him) proud as a pink peacock. Sure, the Moslem world broke out in celebration after the World Trade Center crumbled to the ground, and over 3.000 American perished in the attack, but that is yesterday's news. The real issue is that America needs to know that 9-11 is ON US! Thank you.
LOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO!!!!!(blows his nose).
Thank you, Longfellow Loon. Here, have a kleenex.
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