Some More Shocking Marco Rubio News.....

The New York Times has discovered some shocking facts about Florida Senator and presidential candidate Marco Rubio and his wife Jeanette. The criminal outlaws have racked up 17 driving violations since 1997. 

But that's just the tip of the iceberg.

In an RSR EXCLUSIVE, our team of investigative reporters have discovered that during a Rubio family reunion in 1987, young Marco double-dipped as he was enjoying some potato chips and the array of dips at the snack table.

But it didn't end there. He double-dipped again at ANOTHER family reunion in 2012. Three undercover Democrat operatives from The New York Times were at this get-together, hiding in the bushes outside the Miami house, taking pictures. He also might have also been drinking bottled water.

We asked Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton what she thought about these startling revelations, and she said:

'I think he needs to drop out of the presidential race, and perhaps resign from the Senate. I don't see how anybody with such a history of scandal and blatant disregard for the rules can ever be president of the United States.'

We'll keep you posted on this important story.

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Mattress Girl Should Be Duct-Taped To The Goalposts

Columbia college student Emma Sulkowicz falsely accused fellow student Paul Nungesser of raping her, then turned the accusation into performance art. A class project.

While it is true that the two engaged in sexual acts, it appears that she initiated this activity. Sulkowicz was angry that Nungesser pumped and dumped her, and so she leveled the false accusation that he had raped her.

Paul Nungesser saw his life turned upside down, as she made news carrying the navy blue mattress on which she was nailed.

She logged it all over campus as if she was impersonating Jesus carrying his cross to Calvary. She let it be known that she would keep carrying the mattress until either she graduated or he was expelled.

Universities hate Christians, Republicans, and straight, white men. They worship liars, leftism, and radical feminists. Emma Sulkowicz became Columbia University's poor, put-upon saint, bearing her mattress.

Since we're talking about performance art, I wonder when somebody will be creating a piece of art describing this as The Seven Stages Of The Mattress.

In Stage One, Mattress Girl and Nungesser do the nasty.

In Stage Two, She carries her mattress to the college president, and accuses Nungesser of  rape.

In Stage Three, she takes her mattress to the college cafeteria. Everybody leaves.

In Stage Four, she takes her mattress to the police station, but refuses to officially charge her supposed assailant.

In Stage Five, she takes her mattress and accepts her college diploma

In Stage Six, Nungesser's lawyer hands her a subpoena.

....and in Stage Seven, I'd like to see the Columbia Football team duct-tape this fraud to the goalposts.

They say that there's a time and place for everything, and that time and place is called college. There, you can drink copious amounts of alcohol, have lots of sex, and have your mind poisoned by radical leftist college professors. You should not have your life wrecked by someone falsely accusing you of rape. That should never be part of the deal.

Obama Speaks. America Reacts

Our little Kenyan despot is a deluded child living in his own fantasy world. It could be all the drugs he took, but it's more likely that he is just a lying Alinskyite without a conscience. Case in point:

Obama: Under my presidency, The U.S. is the most respected country in the world.


America reacts:

Obama: One of my core principles is that I will never engage in a politics in which I'm trying to divide people.

America reacts:

An RSR Exclusive: If Looks Could Kill

In an RSR Exclusive, our science correspondent covering The Hillary 2016 Campaign has uncovered startling new facts centering around the leading Democrat candidate. When meeting with everyday voters and reporters on the campaign trail, we have learned that she has been sharing a very special gift.

Following her 2013 concussion, she discovered that she has a very special gift of psychokinesis. Also known as telekinesis, it is the alleged ability allowing a person to influence a physical system without physical interaction.

We know about this strange ability from scary movies like Scanners, where one man made another man's head explode live on TV, and the 1976 thriller Carrie, featuring Sissy Spacek.

One reporter, who asked to remain anonymous, said that he once asked Hillary a tough question during a campaign stop, and:

'Suddenly, she began staring at me in a really intense way. About ten seconds later, the inside of my head felt as if it was on fire. I stopped looking at her, and I woke up on the floor.'

One of Hillary's closest campaign associates told my correspondent that she can move things with her mind.

"Oh HELL, I've seen her make doors slam shut and glasses explode! EVERYBODY is TERRIFIED OF Hillary!'

Her current challenge is to use her gift to move her poll numbers back up.

If you find yourself face to face with Hillary Clinton, you are advised to not look directly at her. Also, don't annoy her with tough questions on important issues. And whatever you do, DO NOT ask her about the scandal-ridden Clinton Foundation or her emails.

Also, don't ask her about Benghazi OR losing six-billion dollars while at The State Department.

Our Six-Year-Old President Wishes Everybody A Happy Memorial Day

Yesterday was Memorial Day, and my conservative brethren on Twitter spent much of the day lambasting our six-year-old president and the Democrats for their Happy Memorial Day tweet. While heartbroken, young military widows weep at their dead husband's grave site, many Americans see Memorial Day as the beginning of Summer.

For others, it's a time to break out the BBQ grill and maybe head off to the store to find a sale.

Then, there's The Democrats. The party of the perpetual grievance, race riots, redistribution, and non-stop mean-spiritedness, wishing us a Happy Memorial Day on Twitter.   

And there he was, the narcissistic child-king sucking down an ice cream cone. Friends, this may be the least offensive thing our little Kenyan despot has done in recent memory. Between his fundamental transformation of America and destroying our health care system, there are other things we could be concentrating on.

Don't blame our little Kenyan despot for not knowing what Memorial Day is about. He might not be from around here. At least he wasn't wearing a little party hat, and eating cake with his ice cream. The weirdo didn't invite the Bergdahl family over to the White House, and BBQ some dog meat.

On Memorial Day, he went through the motions, laying a wreath and making a speech where he attempted to honor our Fallen Heroes. Of course, he couldn't help himself, bragging about this being the first Memorial Day in 14 years without a serious ground war. That's because he deserted our friends, and they are being beheaded, raped, murdered, and enslaved. Congratulations, Barry.

I'm glad that Our Little Dictator didn't set up some barrycades around Arlington National Cemetery like he did to The World War 2 Memorial.

As with everything, he made Memorial Day about himself. Disgraceful.

Democrats Are Psychotic Bullies

Last week, an Amtrak train derailed in Philadelphia, and before anyone had a chance to collect the bodies, Democrats were already blaming the Republicans for cutting infrastructure funding, even though the conductor was going twice the speed limit.

Once again, the jack-ass party was instantaeously sticking their dirty faces in front of news cameras, and bearing false witness against Republicans. Dems ruin everything, yet they act like little brats, pointing their finger at the dog, yelling "HE DID IT!"

Democrats are bullies, and most people would rather curl up in the fetal position than confront these maniacs and liars. If you're a Republican, White, Christian, or straight....You're guilty, and you need to pay for your privilege.

To the msm, the bullies are the good guys. If you really believe in liberty, you have a great, big target painted on your back. You can't refuse to bake a cake for a same-sex wedding, or the gaystapo bullies will try to drive you out of business.

Democrats resemble that horrible, obnoxious kid who sits behind you in class, always smacking you in the head. If you retaliate, he cries to the teacher. They are ALWAYS on the warpath, with their army of sleazy lawyers. They are NEVER, EVER satisfied.

To these bullies, anything they may disagree with must be banned, and everything they like must be manditory. They cannot just live and let live. They wage class warfare, and are never satisfied. When they get a taste for personal power, they go absolutely insane in that quest. Because of them, we are all guilty of something.

Democrats are incredibly contemptible creatures, never satisfied, hateful, sniveling, bratty, spoiled, and incessantly dishonest. They ruin every major city in America, yet blame the Republicans for poverty and crime. If a cop kills a thug, the race-baiters bring in more race-baiters, and cause a race riot. The rioters bust windows and steal stuff, while Democrat sugar daddy George Soros will pay them to destroy cities.

The ends justifies the means to these Alinskyite bullies, incapable of solving real problems. so they just do their best to humiliate their opponents.

Progressive bullies hate those who stand up to them. That's why progressives and commies hate the National Rifle Association. The NRA is like that big kid in the 1980's movie My Bodyguard, protecting our Second Amendment rights. Scowling bully Michelle Obama tells us that she will confiscate all firearms before she leaves the White House.

The brave kids stand up and say, 'Molon Labe, Bitch.'

We like presidential candidate Ted Cruz, because he's like the cool kid who mops the floor with the bullies, but he does it with his mind. Normal Americans love the way the calm, collected Senator from Texas humiliates the bully.

Republican toadies like John Boehner and Mitch McConnell act like the kids who are afraid of the bullies, so they join the bullies. We gave them a majority in November, but it appears they have joined Barry the Bully as he dismantles America.

Barry the Bully has his enforcers. The IRS and The EPA abuses Americans, as their army of smirking bureaucrats act as if nothing can stop them.

Barry is the bully of the playground. Now's the time for freedom-loving Americans to stand up for ourselves, punch the bully in the nose, and take back our lunch money.