(Over the intercom):
Welcome to Unity Camp. Due to Covid 19, we demand that you campers stay in your dorms, and if you must go outside, keep your masks on.
We are pleased to announce many exciting, manditory re-education classes for all you former Trump supporters......
Before classes can start, you must stand and denounce White Supremacy. It is something that former President Trump 'NEVER DID.'.......
We start early, with a very exciting class in Obama Building 5. There, CNN host and Speaker Chris Cuomo will be giving a Seminar on 'How Our Wonderful, Completely Honest New President Biden Won The 2020 Election'.
Over at Hillary Clinton Auditorium, all you Trump supporters will learn the horrible truth about The 2016 Election, as Hillary delivers a speech 'Orange Man Bad: Donald Trump's 2016 Victory Was Illegitimate!'
The Reverend Al Sharpton will be running a very interesting daily class on 'White Privilege' over at Social Justice Building 3.
At The Bernie Sanders Building, our team of Socialist brain-washers will break you of your bad habit of working for your money. We call the class 'Capitalism Is Mean!'
Note: You may have to apply for a liscence to vote in the 2024 Election. Be sure to apply at the office in the AOC Building.
Each month, our wonderful leader will venture out of his basement, and give a stirring, unifying address to Trump supporters.
You will recieve your diploma when you kneel before the Biden Alter of National Unity, and swear allegience to Joe Biden, and promise to vote for him in 2024 (or Kamala Harris if Joe Biden cannot complete his first term as President.)
One more thing: If our records indicate that you had made a money contribution to former President Trump's 2016 or 2020 campaign, you may go to jail.
Thank you, and HAVE FUN!!!
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