And Now, A Word From Our New Sponsor

It's the most wonderful time of the year, and this Christmas is even more special. President Trump has just signed the biggest tax reform in over 30 years, and you're handing out bonus checks to all your terrific, hard-working employees.

Well, MOST of your employees are hard-working.

There are other employees who arrive to work late, and leave early. Sometimes they don't even show up. They're also the employees who start the arguments at the water cooler when they should be working.

They are the employees who constantly yap about what a hateful, racist Nazi President Trump is. There's a spiteful few who even say they're gonna tear up their Trump bonus check and throw it in the fireplace.

Why hand out bonuses these leftist ingrates may not even accept? Instead, why not give these special employees a gift they will appreciate?

Enroll your special snowflakes in THE JELLY OF THE MONTH CLUB. It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!