Top 10 Liberal New Years Resolutions For 2018

10. Vote out all Republicans. How dare these bastards cut taxes and make America great again?

  9. Be even more unhinged and hateful

  8. Politicize absolutely everything

  7. Impeach President Trump

  6. Make America crappy again (fundamentally transform America)

  5. Spend more time screaming at the sky

  4. Spend more time on Twitter

  3. Vote at least 5 times on Election Day

  2. Finish the pillow fort in their Mom's basement

  1. File a lawsuit against a Christian baker