Festivus happened this week, and part of this secular holiday is dedicated to the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people....and now you're gonna hear about it. Here are a few of mine:
Grievance number one: The rise of inyourfacism in professional football. Have you ever noticed the players celebrate after EVERY PLAY now, complete with an array of taunts and obnoxious gestures? Aside from the terrible officiating, my least favorite thing about professional football is when the wide receiver signals that he's made the first down.
Don't get me started with end zone celebrations. Enough with all the idiotic showboating. Act like you've been there before.
Grievance number two: Some of you guys who Sing or rap loudly on the light rail, bus, or sidewalk. Usually, it's you Black guys who do this. Much of it is punctuated with 'f-bombs'. I am tempted to offer you $5 if you'll just stop it.
My term for this activity is 'that idiot is auditioning'. I want to throw my hand up in the air like Simon Cowell and say 'Next!' Much of the time you guys sound as if you're severely brain-damaged.
Grievance number three: Some leftist jerks on Twitter basing your obnoxious snark on liberal lies or talking points.
Example: The Democrats smear candidate Roy Moore with allegations of sexual improprieties. He loses the election, and contests the results. Then, leftist twits on Twitter say 'Oh, that Moore just doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Har de har har....'
Grievance number four: Minneapolis brings in so many immigrants from third world countries that it looks like a third world city. The city has lost about a quarter of it's population since 1960, yet boasts the largest Somali population outside of Somalia itself.
Almost every week there will be a moment when I am the ONLY non-Somali at Cubfoods, and I'll wonder, 'Did I miss The Rapture?'
Actually, Minneapolis doesn't really look like an impoverished third world country. It looks like ALL the impoverished third world countries combined. This city is so far to the left Colin Kaepernick could be elected mayor.
It's a miserable place, ruined by political correctness, leftist hipsters and outsiders.
That's all for now. As you were.
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