They'll break bones and granny glasses
Watch them break down the doors
Armageddon at the department store
It's Black Friday, run for your lives
Flat-Screen TV's and Ginsu Knives
10% off, must find a deal
Ran over by grocery cart wheels
Oh Lord, Help us
3 women fighting over a pink sweater,
They're in a tug of war
carts crashing in electronics
There's blood in aisle four
Oh Lord, Help us
I got gifts that I'll be returning
Angry customers mad and burning
Now we are standing in this line
Screaming kids drive me out of my mind
I don't know how we survived
escaped Black Friday, but we're still alive
Salvation Army bell now it rings
Store manager laughs and says 'Ca-ching!'
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