Wednesday, November 5, 2014

A Message To The President From A Stay-At-Home Mom

Last week. the president made some strange, insulting remarks regarding 'stay-at-home' Moms. Here to tell us what she thinks about his words is a member of the 'stay-at-home' community:

What in the Hell is wrong with you, Barry? Where do you git off insulting stay-at-home Moms? 

Y' know, your Communist Mama should have stayed at home to look after you, instead she was always runnin' around, posing for smutty pictures.

Frankly, I think you got a screw loose! You're always yappin' 'bout that 'Republican War on Women'. It's you Democrats who can't stand strong women!

While I'm at it, what's up with that sexist pig Tom Harkin? It looks like new Senator Joni Ernst made all you Democrats squeal. I was checking out the election returns in the newspaper....She sure BUTCHERED that doofus she ran against.

Then, there's that dang idiot Mark Udall, yappin' about birth control. Birth control this, birth control that. If you ask me, I think he's got splinters in the windmill of his ONE TRACK MIND!

Not to be out-done, there's that bimbo Wendy Davis. What in the Hell is wrong with her? Insulting her opponent in a wheelchair? Was it THAT time of the month for Barbie? Is she ridin' the cotton pony?

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, MR. PRESIDENT! When you constantly play the RACE CARD, you ain't playing with A FULL DECK! (points her her temple)

Now go up to yer room and think about it!

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