Monday, October 20, 2014

Wendy Davis Has Two Weeks To Get Back Into The TX GOV Race

She has lied about her life incessantly, pandered like a crazy person, and attacked her Republican opponent in that infamous 'Wheelchair Ad'.

Then, she hastily put together a photo op,  surrounding herself with human campaign props in wheelchairs.

Of course, I'm talking about the spectacularly awful candidacy of Texas Democrat Wendy Davis.

This candidate has two more weeks to make up for all the mistakes. She would be up by at least 10 points if she was running this campaign based on lies and abortion in a Democrat hell-hole like California, but she is running in deep-red Texas.

Still, your bushy-tailed correspondent believes that there are some things she could do to stop from embarrassing herself any more.

This is a real stretch, but she could show common decency and publicly give props to her second husband for raising her two kids. This might appeal to single dads in Texas.

Also, she should thank husband 2.0 for paying for her Harvard education. When all else fails, try telling the truth.

If I ran her campaign, I would advise her to cry. A lot. She should film a campaign ad, where she tells the world that she has learned from her mistakes. Of course, if she makes an attempt to become a decent human being, her Democrat donors will never stand for it.

Still, I'd advise her to turn on the spigots. We're all suckers when we see a woman cry.

I'm sure that Ms. Davis will not be taking my advice. She is relying on millions of illegal aliens flocking into into The Lone Star State. Perhaps if The Democrats turn on their voter fraud machine full blast, she can make it a contest.

1 comment:

  1. If she learned from her mistakes, she'd be a Republican