Monday, May 20, 2013
News You Can Use
A clothes designer will visit with Kathie Lee and Hoda, and show off the newest fashions, then a famous chef will show the audience how to prepare a dish. To the women of America, the news is more than the events of the day, so we here at The RSR are pleased to debut a new segment we call News You Can Use.
This week, we are excited to tell the women of America about the hottest new hair style, The Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Ramen Wig.
First, you buy the wig. You can find it at any grocery store for about 25 cents, and you will have to know how to boil water.
You take the wig in it's hardened state, and place it in boiling water for 7 minutes. The wig should become
limp. Next, you turn off the burner, and let the wig cool for 5 minutes.
Finally, you drape your Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Ramen Wig over your head. Fabulous!