Thursday, December 6, 2012

Glenn Beck-Artiste Extraordinaire

Last week on Blaze TV, Glenn Beck had some fun, placing an Obama bobble head in a mason jar filled with 'urine'. Stay calm, everybody. It was only beer.

He called it art. Actually, it was done in response to a painting by Michael D' Antuono that depicted Our Little Dictator as Jesus.

We here at The RedSquirrel Report supports the arts, and have called upon our resident Arts and Music critic, Gerald Snotley, to share his thoughts on Beck's work. Take it away, Gerald:

Glenn Beck DESECRATED an Obama bobble head in a large container of wet stuff, and called it his art. To sum up my feelings on this piece, I paraphrase Gay Oscar from "The Office"....

"This isn't art....It destroys art....It's kitsch....This is so much more offensive than the most hard-core porn...."

Of course, this piece is a pale imitation of Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ". While Serrano's piece was ground-breaking and quite beautiful, "Obama In Pee Pee" is downright offensive. I haven't been this offended since Mitch Berg and Ed Morrissey butchered Warren Zevon's "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" on The NARN.

We must wonder what sort of outrage Beck may commit next. I hope that Mr. Beck never tries to impersonate Karen Finley. The thought of Beck smearing chocolate all over his fat, pasty-white body is almost enough to make my eyebrows fall out in horror.

Perhaps, Beck will try his hand at photography. Robert Maplethorpe and his bullwhip would roll over in his grave.

Arts Critic Gerald Snotley
If Beck's piece WAS good, he would have been given an NEA grant. Instead, this buffoon tried to sell this Obomination on E-bay. They had the good sense to remove this horrible piece off their website.

Oh damn, my eyebrows are starting to fall out again.

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