Monday, September 10, 2012

Day 2 DNC: Bubba Broke My TruthTeller 3000

In the 1990's there was a hit on the country charts, "Bubba Shot The Jukebox". I thought that it would be interesting to run former President Bill Clinton's Wednesday night speech through our TruthTeller 3000.

As Dierks Bentley's song goes, "What was I thinking?"

Let's just say that Bubba Blew Up the TruthTeller 3000.

Within 10 minutes, TruthTeller 3000 began smoking, as Clinton spoke to the swooning delegates at the DNC. The impeached former president's speech was an impressive blitzkrieg of false facts, straw men, legendary Clintionian double-talk, bait-and-switch, misdirection, sarcasm, multiple false-narratives, and crowd-pleasin' Democrat jabberwocky.

Perhaps the most telling line of his speech was when he asked his people, "Are we better off than we were four years ago?" 

Thousands of Clinton worshippers, mostly NEA unionistas, government employees, Service Employee International Union thugs, and lefty activists  yelled,"Yes!!!!"

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