Hilliary!!!???

President Barack Hussein Obama was locked out of the White House last week. With the network news cameras rolling, the hapless president was seen trying to open the front door, yelling "Hilliary, this isn't funny!" The president cut his South American trip short, saying "Why admire the Mayan ruins when I can admire the American economy in ruins. Damn, this Cloward and Piven strategy is working perfectly!"