Eugene Snotley, music criticDamn You, Mitch Berg and Ed Morrissey! Damn you! Because of you, poor Warren Zevon must be spinning in his grave!
On your NARN radio program on The Patriot 1280 AM, you took an American classic, "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", and desecrated this wonderful classic song. Your re-make, "Lawyers, Cheese, And Bratwurst" made my eyebrows fall out, and made me go prematurely grey! You, Mr. Berg, along with that overstuffed oaf, Ed Morrissey, sounded like what happens in a karaoke bar when everyone is too loaded to even care.
Your parody is proof that we need the Fairness Doctrine! You have killed one of my favorite songs (I haven't given a positive review since Elvis Costello's classic 'My Aim Is True'), and worst of all, referred to those brave Wisconsin Democrat legislators as "flee-baggers"! And what's worse, you've promised to murder another song NEXT week if they don't go back to work. What kind of sadistic monsters are you?!
If Mitch Berg and Ed Morrissey aren't stopped, they may kill music forever!
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