Are Leftist Lunatics Trying To Trigger God?

It's all over the news. Leftist lunatics erupting with nonstop madness, deliberately slapping God in the face.

In New York, Governor Andrew Cuomo signs the most extreme infanticide law in the country, and. newly-elected New York Socialist Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduces her comically-insane 'New Green Deal.'

After he signed the demonic new law, the New York legislature broke out in loud applause as if to say 'Suck it, Christians! 

The Democrats running for president all hop aboard this 'crazy train' of ideas that will end America as we know it.

They fight against law-abiding citizens arming themselves, and oppose a wall protecting us from drug dealers, human-traffickers, murderers and rapists. Muslim migrants are murdering and raping Europe out of existence.

The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi appears to have an unclean spirit inside her head. If something happened to President Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence, she would become the president.

She claims the Democrats doing the Lord's work.' It looks more like their 'lord' is Moloch.

Newly-elected Muslims are shoving their Anti-Semitism and hatred for America in our faces. Will America lose God's protection if America adopts this Satanic stance?

I had a strange thought about all this today. It seems as if these weirdos and haters are trying to trigger God.

Liberals like former Detroit Mayor Coleman Young have used White flight to rid themselves of voters they don't want residing in their impoverished war-zone cities. It seems as if the new ultra- leftists want to have the world to themselves. With the Christians gone, these maniacs will have the power to run every aspect of your lives.

Atheists probably believe there's a God. They're just hostile towards a higher power. They want a world with themselves as the rulers, and the government there to replace all other religions....except Islam.

A Composite Oscar Acceptance Speech

Here is my composite Oscar award-winner's speech of every speech ever delivered:



Thank you.........Thanks.........Thank you.....

(Insert Donald Trump or Republican joke)

(The character I portrayed) was a (gay, Black, quadriplegic, mentally-challenged, bullied, harassed woman, human, or animal) who was brave and wonderful and lived (his  or her) life on (his or her) terms.....

(My character) conquered (racism, homophobia, inequality, sexism, unequal pay, harassment, mistreatment) with warmth and humanity and it was my incomparable honor to portray this incredible (man, child, woman, victim, transsexual, transvestite,animal or prostitute).

I share with award with every (Gay, Black, quadriplegic, young boy abused by a Catholic priest, mentally-challenged man, woman, boy or girl or any other of the 72 genders in existence).

Tonight, we ARE ALL WINNERS!

I wish to thank my director who couldn't be here tonight because he's a victim of our unjust statutory rape laws which has forced him to run to (foreign country). He is an artistic visionary and he is wonderful and brave and truly a master at his craft.

I want to thank my co-stars. They are wonderful and brave and incredible and dedicated in telling this wonderful and touching story in such a sensitive and brave and wonderful manner.

I thank (God, Allah, Shiva, Harvey Weinstein) for this award.

FREE (SOUTH AFRICA, ALL UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS, MUMIA ABU-JAMAL, WILLY!!!!)

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Introduces An All-New, Improved 'Green New Deal'

Recently, Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rolled out her Green New Deal agenda, which was derided by Normal-Americans. The only people who approved of the agenda were Democrats running for president in 2020.

Our unnamed source has discovered that Ms. Ocasio has been working on an All-New, Improved Green New Deal. Here are her top 10 agenda items that she will be introducing next month:


10. Abolish all air travel. (People caught at the airport will be rounded up).

 9. Abolish all fossil fuels

 8. Public transit (cattle cars) will be mandatory.

 7. A newly-formed Solyndra will run The Department of Energy

 6. Beef will be banned.

 5. Suspected capitalists will be rounded up.

 4. Using hairspray will become a federal hate crime..

 3. People caught going to work will be sent to mandatory Sensitivity Training.

 2. People who can prove that they're Refusing to work will receive a monthly check of $4,000.

 1. If climate change is still a national political issue on January 1, 2025, Ms. Ocasio will declare a national emergency, and for the sake of the world, America will become a prison / slave nation.

Emily Litella Comments On Buzzfeed And Covington

Here to comment on The Mueller Investigation and is our guest contributor, Emily Litella.

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

This just in! Those terrific reporters at Buzzfeed has caught President Trump directing his lawyer Michael Cohen to lie under oath. This explosive development will surely force the president out of office.

Special prosecutor Robert Mueller will probably arrest the President shortly. Our reporters will be on the scene when Mueller takes the president out of The White House in handcuffs.

Also, students from An all-White Catholic school in Kentucky were in Washington DC recently, harassing a native American activist. 

These brats surrounded the lone activist, invading his space and smirking in a very intimidating manner, The Native American activist is Vietnam War veteran, Nathan Phillips.

Kudos to the mainstream news media for exposing these teen monsters!

Oh wait, THIS JUST IN:

Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller is disputing the Buzzfeed account. He says that President Trump DID NOT direct Michael Cohen to lie under oath.

Well, this must be an embarrassing development for Buzzfeed!

Oh, now this just in....

Nathan Phillips did NOT serve in Vietnam, and Black leftists were the instigators on the scene, yelling homophobic and racial slurs at the teen boys. The boys WERE NOT on the scene to protest Mr. Phillips. They were just standing and smiling......

(Smile weakly)Sorry, America. NEVERMIND.

And Now, The Barack Obama Polar Vortex Weather Report

Mother Nature is fighting back against global warming this week, as the Polar Vortex is bringing relief against climate change to much of America.

In Minnesota, wind chills of 60 below will definitely help in our battle against global warming, the greatest threat to this nation's national security. It's 20 below in Chicago. We're trying to get a wind-chill reading, but our weather equipment keeps shattering.

From North Dakota to the New England states, temperatures are more less where they should be, even though the current occupant of The White House has brought back the dirty coal industry, so we're expecting dangerously hot weather this Summer.

I urge everyone to stay indoors and wait for your welfare check. Stay inside and watch CNN and MSNBC! (singing: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost tearing off your face....)

If you're one of those right-wingers with a job, you'll have to bundle up....I guess.

Back to you, Peter and Grace....................

Don't Stop Talib Kweli, He's Rolling

Historian / Rapper Talib 'Bluto' Kweli rants: 

Adolf Hitler built a wall called the Berlin Wall. The White Nazi racists built it to keep dark-skinned Spaniards and Italians out of Germany's Southern border!

When Hitler broke up families and put 'em on rail cars, that's EXACTLY the same as the orange racist Trump breaking up families along our Southern border!!!! He's got concentration camps in New Mexico!!!!

IN FACT, TRUMP HAS MEXICAN SLAVES WORKING IN THE HOT SUN RIGHT NOW!!!! THAT'S WHY THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE'S SO LOW!!!! THEY'RE COUNTING TRUMP'S SLAVES AS 'EMPLOYED!!!!'

Don't stop Talib Kweli. He's rolling.

This Week On 'That's Incredibly Sick!'

This week on That's Incredibly Sick!....

Join our hosts Fran Tarkenton, Cathy Lee Crosby, and John Davidson reporting from The New York Senate.

The members of this governing body votes for the right to abort unborn babies right up to the due date.

Watch, as blood-thirsty Democrat Governor Andrew Cuomo signs this infanticide legislation into law, and the psychopaths who run New York cheer wildly as this horrific law goes into effect.

Then, watch the governor tell members of the press that pro-lifers aren't welcome in New York....

....this week on That's Incredibly Sick!