Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Introduces An All-New, Improved 'Green New Deal'

Recently, Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rolled out her Green New Deal agenda, which was derided by Normal-Americans. The only people who approved of the agenda were Democrats running for president in 2020.

Our unnamed source has discovered that Ms. Ocasio has been working on an All-New, Improved Green New Deal. Here are her top 10 agenda items that she will be introducing next month:


10. Abolish all air travel. (People caught at the airport will be rounded up).

 9. Abolish all fossil fuels

 8. Public transit (cattle cars) will be mandatory.

 7. A newly-formed Solyndra will run The Department of Energy

 6. Beef will be banned.

 5. Suspected capitalists will be rounded up.

 4. Using hairspray will become a federal hate crime..

 3. People caught going to work will be sent to mandatory Sensitivity Training.

 2. People who can prove that they're Refusing to work will receive a monthly check of $4,000.

 1. If climate change is still a national political issue on January 1, 2025, Ms. Ocasio will declare a national emergency, and for the sake of the world, America will become a prison / slave nation.