Emily Litella Comments On Buzzfeed And Covington

Here to comment on The Mueller Investigation and is our guest contributor, Emily Litella.

Thank you, RedSquirrel,

This just in! Those terrific reporters at Buzzfeed has caught President Trump directing his lawyer Michael Cohen to lie under oath. This explosive development will surely force the president out of office.

Special prosecutor Robert Mueller will probably arrest the President shortly. Our reporters will be on the scene when Mueller takes the president out of The White House in handcuffs.

Also, students from An all-White Catholic school in Kentucky were in Washington DC recently, harassing a native American activist. 

These brats surrounded the lone activist, invading his space and smirking in a very intimidating manner, The Native American activist is Vietnam War veteran, Nathan Phillips.

Kudos to the mainstream news media for exposing these teen monsters!

Oh wait, THIS JUST IN:

Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller is disputing the Buzzfeed account. He says that President Trump DID NOT direct Michael Cohen to lie under oath.

Well, this must be an embarrassing development for Buzzfeed!

Oh, now this just in....

Nathan Phillips did NOT serve in Vietnam, and Black leftists were the instigators on the scene, yelling homophobic and racial slurs at the teen boys. The boys WERE NOT on the scene to protest Mr. Phillips. They were just standing and smiling......

(Smile weakly)Sorry, America. NEVERMIND.