Dumb NFL Jocks Pawns In Leftist Game Of 'Let's Destroy Professional Football'

Last season, quarterback Colin Kaepernick caused an uproar when he refused to stand for the National Anthem. He said it was in protest against an unjust country that oppresses people of color. He was also seen wearing socks with cartoons of pigs dressed as police.

This season, more highly-paid players are taking a knee against oppression, angering their fans. Many fans see this activity as disrespectful of the America flag and are refusing to buy NFL merchandise or watch games this season.

Here to comment is former player, Otis Mongo:

Thank you, Squirrel.

The players are just pawns in the leftist game of 'let's destroy professional football.' Leftists hate ANY institution patriotic Americans generally enjoy. The anti-America haters in the media and academia have successfully created a rift between the fans and the big, dumb jocks the fans idolize.

Over half of the players are Black. They believe the false narrative that cops are targeting Blacks, and that America is a racist place.

Many players believe there is widespread oppression, so they 'take a knee' or link arms in protest. The fans see this as disrespect of our flag, as well as American soldiers who have paid the ultimate price to protect our freedoms. Many Americans are disgusted, and have tuned out.

The players make millions each season playing the game they love, and 'feel' oppressed. They don't protest Black-on-Black crime in the inners cities, just highly publicized and extremely rare cop shootings.

Now, it looks like everyone involved is at each other's throats. The leftists are doing to the NFL what former President Barack Obama did to America for eight years.

I am asking the fans to not hate the players. The big, dumb jocks are just pawns in the leftist game of 'Let's destroy professional football'.

Thank you.

Democrats Respond To Weinstein Allegations

Bigshot Hollywood producer and Democrat donor Harvey Weinstein has been hit with allegations of sexual harassment and even assault. We would like to know what leaders in the Democrat party think about these explosive charges, so we asked them. This is what they said:

Barack Obama: Let me be clear. Michelle and I are disgusted with Harvey's behavior, yet we are totally UN-disgusted with the millions he raised for Democrat candidates.




                                              
Hillary Clinton: Pfffft. This is clearly ANOTHER vast right-wing conspiracy.
                                                

Former Senator Harry Reid: He helped Democrats win, and that's the important thing.

 Nancy Pelosi: Well, did he get anybody pregnant? I hope they got abortions.



                                              

Maxine Waters: You're all racists....

Happy Indigenous People's Day

Today's Joeism

Here's my 'not particularly' deep thought to end the month:


My solution to end the hunger problem? Everyone should get a job at a restaurant, hotel, or any other place that has a kitchen.

Red Forman: I'm Losing Confidence In Minneapolis

Here to comment on the 2017 Minneapolis mayoral election is our very own Red Forman. Take it away:

Thanks, Red.

Almost three months ago, blond yoga instructor Justine Damond called 911 because she thought she heard an assault take place near her home. Two cops met the pajama-clad woman in the alley, and one of the officers shot her in the stomach and killed her.

The shooter, Mohommad Noor, is the first Somali-born officer in the history of the Minneapolis police department. So far, he hasn't been arrested or charged with murder. This case DID result in the resignation of the lesbian office chief, Janee Harteau, who received a very generous severance payment of $183,000.

She will receive this money as long as she doesn't say anything negative about Mayor Betsy Hodges or other city officials. They refer to this agreement as a 'nondisparagement clause'. I refer to this as a 'don't you spill the beans on our corrupt, inept city government' clause.

I have a blonde daughter. I love her more than just about anything on Earth. If a cop killed my daughter I'd demand answers from the lesbian police chief, then I'd probably stick my foot up the killer's ass. Noor said that the woman in pajamas 'startled him.' Really? I've read about several complaints against the Somali officer previous to this incident.

Maybe he freaked out when he saw a blonde woman not clad in a Muslim hijab. Mayor Betsy Hodges championed his inclusion into the Minneapolis police force. This is probably her 'greatest accomplishment' since her election in 2013, and it led to Justine Damond's violent death.

Betsy puts this Somali creep on the police force, he kills the blonde, then Betsy tells us she's 'lost confidence in Janee Harteau'. I have lost confidence in our mayor.

Minneapolis is electing a mayor in November, and it appears as if the local news stations are saying very little about it. I think it's because they want Mayor Betsy Hodges (who was named the '2nd-worst Mayor in America') quietly re-elected.

I guess it doesn't matter how bad a mayor Hodges is. Her voter base of Muslims and liberal hipsters who 'hate Trump' will probably carry her to victory on November 8th, although there is the former president of The Minneapolis NAACP and leader of Black Lives Matter, Nekima Levi-Pounds, who's challenging the mayor.

Wow, what this city needs is a candidate from Antifa. George Soros could buy the Mayor's office.

There's also a litter of also-rans who talk a lot about 'change'. If a candidate actually wanted real change, he or she would sound more like a conservative. None of the candidates want to fight crime. These communist wienies are too busy pandering to Black voters, Muslims, the gays, and everyday know-nothings who 'hate President Trump'.

Meanwhile, Minneapolis is being turned into a third-world dump. Criminals lurk, and bums sleep under bridges and in light rail shelters. It's hard to afford a decent apartment, and the local government punishes you if you own a small business. Welcome to Betsyville.

Really, Minneapolis is so far to the left Colin Kaepernick could be elected mayor. I don't think a conservative has even a slight chance of getting 5% of the vote, even if half of the residents were directly victimized by the terrible government they keep electing.

I'm losing confidence in Minneapolis. My wife Kitty and I have 2 kids to protect. We're thinking about moving out of here.

Red Forman

Hillary Clinton's New Book 'What Happened' (Page 245)

The RedSquirrel Report shares another passage from Hillary Clinton's hill-arious book 'What Happened':

During that third presidential debate, candidate Trump invaded my space. If you can remember, Rick Lazio also tried to invade my space during our Senatorial debate in 2002.

Republicans are such bullies.

'Back off, you creep. You're invading my space!' I felt Trump peering over my shoulder. I never felt that violated before. Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, and all of  those bimbos who accused my husband of 'getting too close' had nothing on me and the discomfort I was feeling.

I remember the good ole 1990's when I had real power. I remember telling former Clinton Chief of Staff Mack McClarty to send a memo to all staffers that 'nobody was allowed to speak or look directly at me. If a staffer saw me, he or she were to avert their eyes, turn their face towards the wall, and keep walking.'

Those were good times.

However, it would have been difficult to tell your screaming supporters to stop looking at me and avert their eyes. That was a big obsticle. Candidate Trump liked people and he seemed interested in talking to people either as a group or as individuals.

It would have been much easier if they just gave me the presidency. Looking back, I feel bullied or let down by everyone involved. There was a lot of blame to go around.

A few days ago, a voter came to me with her daughter who didn't vote. The woman begged me for forgiveness because she didn't get her daughter to the polls. She had the nerve to ask to be absolved!!! I told her to get lost. She didn't work hard enough to get me elected, and now get ready for 4 years of Hell!....

....and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

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