Monday, September 18, 2017

Red Forman: I'm Losing Confidence In Minneapolis

Here to comment on the 2017 Minneapolis mayoral election is our very own Red Forman. Take it away:

Thanks, Red.

Almost three months ago, blond yoga instructor Justine Damond called 911 because she thought she heard an assault take place near her home. Two cops met the pajama-clad woman in the alley, and one of the officers shot her in the stomach and killed her.

The shooter, Mohommad Noor, is the first Somali-born officer in the history of the Minneapolis police department. So far, he hasn't been arrested or charged with murder. This case DID result in the resignation of the lesbian office chief, Janee Harteau, who received a very generous severance payment of $183,000.

She will receive this money as long as she doesn't say anything negative about Mayor Betsy Hodges or other city officials. They refer to this agreement as a 'nondisparagement clause'. I refer to this as a 'don't you spill the beans on our corrupt, inept city government' clause.

I have a blonde daughter. I love her more than just about anything on Earth. If a cop killed my daughter I'd demand answers from the lesbian police chief, then I'd probably stick my foot up the killer's ass. Noor said that the woman in pajamas 'startled him.' Really? I've read about several complaints against the Somali officer previous to this incident.

Maybe he freaked out when he saw a blonde woman not clad in a Muslim hijab. Mayor Betsy Hodges championed his inclusion into the Minneapolis police force. This is probably her 'greatest accomplishment' since her election in 2013, and it led to Justine Damond's violent death.

Betsy puts this Somali creep on the police force, he kills the blonde, then Betsy tells us she's 'lost confidence in Janee Harteau'. I have lost confidence in our mayor.

Minneapolis is electing a mayor in November, and it appears as if the local news stations are saying very little about it. I think it's because they want Mayor Betsy Hodges (who was named the '2nd-worst Mayor in America') quietly re-elected.

I guess it doesn't matter how bad a mayor Hodges is. Her voter base of Muslims and liberal hipsters who 'hate Trump' will probably carry her to victory on November 8th, although there is the former president of The Minneapolis NAACP and leader of Black Lives Matter, Nekima Levi-Pounds, who's challenging the mayor.

Wow, what this city needs is a candidate from Antifa. George Soros could buy the Mayor's office.

There's also a litter of also-rans who talk a lot about 'change'. If a candidate actually wanted real change, he or she would sound more like a conservative. None of the candidates want to fight crime. These communist wienies are too busy pandering to Black voters, Muslims, the gays, and everyday know-nothings who 'hate President Trump'.

Meanwhile, Minneapolis is being turned into a third-world dump. Criminals lurk, and bums sleep under bridges and in light rail shelters. It's hard to afford a decent apartment, and the local government punishes you if you own a small business. Welcome to Betsyville.

Really, Minneapolis is so far to the left Colin Kaepernick could be elected mayor. I don't think a conservative has even a slight chance of getting 5% of the vote, even if half of the residents were directly victimized by the terrible government they keep electing.

I'm losing confidence in Minneapolis. My wife Kitty and I have 2 kids to protect. We're thinking about moving out of here.

Red Forman



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