Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Pawn Stars: California Reparations Edition

Today on Pawn Stars, The Insane California State Legislature in Sacramento are trying to pass a bill to redistribute over $4trillion from the White residents to The Golden State's Black residents. 

This bill, supported by many looney leftists, would authorize the state to pay 'reparations' for Black slavery, even though California was never a slave state. As far as we know, no White residents living in California has ever owned a slave, and no Black residents residing in California was ever a slave. 

Nobody living now was living in the 1860's.

The rest of the country sees this as yet another insane proposal. California Governor Gavin Newsome appears to support this rediculous idea.

So, our Pawn Stars will meet with a group of California Democrat leaders, led by The Governor. The California Group will try to get as much money for the residents of African descent as they can, and our Pawn Stars will negotiate with the leftist leaders, and let them know what the taxpayers of California will be willing to pay......



Sorry guys, but we're not paying any reparations. The best we can do is a one-way plane ticket back to Africa for those who are expecting us to pay them over a million dollars each for merely being Black.

Better luck next time. Come back soon. Bye, now.


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