Monday, May 22, 2023

HEADLINE: LEFTIST SNOB JOHN KERRY DECLARES WAR ON FARMERS (PEOPLE WHO EAT FOOD HARDEST HIT)


According to jet-setter Climate Czar John Kerry, 'fahming' causes climate change. That hamburger you eat might increase the temp sometime in the future, causing floods and birds to spontaneously combust.

John Kerry is married to fabulously wealthy Ketchup heiress Teresa Heinz, so he's making a personal sacrifice. Somebody is growing a tomato that may wind up in a planet-destroying plastic bottle of Heinz Ketchup. 

It's beautful to see these ultra-rich climate change warriors willing to destroy our industries and erase jobs so that they can save a whale or a snail. 

As for The Climate Czar, harvesting the caviar he enjoys as he's hobknobbing with his World Economic Forum cohorts probably involves a much smaller carbon footprint. 

THREE CHEERS FOR CLIMATE CZAR JOHN KERRY!!!

So, how will people eat if people stop farming? I don't know, but I am confident that our betters will find some alternative to food. WE can always eat bugs. Pshaw.......

Let us trust our world government to take care of us. If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that central planners always do it best! 

Hear! Hear!


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