Ralphie Wiggum: I Support Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez!!!!

Two months ago, political upstart Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pulled off an upset victory in New York's 14th District Democrat primary, defeating State Representative Joe Crowley. Here to comment is our friend from Springfield Elementary School, Ralphie Wiggum.

YAY!!!!

Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (My mouth is tired after saying her name!) shocked the political world by defeating political insider Joe Crowley. She will face a Republican meanie in November, and hopefully will represent New York's 14th congressional district.

Her eyes are very wide and big, so I'm sure she sees the big picture better than most people. She also has a very pretty smile, so I believe that she is nicer than her opponents,

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a socialist, which is nice. We should strive to be more sociable. 

She wants to share our wealth, which is important. Sharing is nice. She also wants to reunite those kids taken away from their parents on the border by Trump, the orange meanie. 

All the poor people should be allowed to come to America without having to climb over a wall. It's not fair that we have all the money and food, so I hope that someday we can just open the border to everyone.

With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in Congress, I hope that America will become more like Venezuela. I hear there's free health care and college there.

She also wants Israel to share their country with the Palestinians. Those Jews are bullies, and Casio wants to give their neighbors a home. Many people think that's unpossible, but I believe it can be done!

I hope that you'll vote for her. Some nice Democrats came to my elementary school to get us registered to vote, so I hope to see you at the polls on Election Day!

May the state bless you!

Ralphie