Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Our Hollywood Correspondent At The Oscars

On Sunday night, Hollywood put on it's Academy Awards, and our correnspondent was there. Sister Mary Brokenknuckles, take it away:

God bless, RedSquirrel....

On Sunday night, immoral Hollywood weirdos celebrated their wickedness, and gave themselves graven images. There was amazing hypocracy on display, with Hollywood hussies show off their emaciated bodies on the red carpet, and then they complain about the Harvey Weinsteins of the world.

Hollywood glorifies gun violence, then trash actual gun owners.

Screenwriter James Ivory won a 'Best Adopted Screenplay' Oscar for his 'work' on 'Call Me By You Name.' The film depicted a budding 'romance' between a 25 year old man and a 17 year old boy. Enjoy you graven image in purgatory, weirdo.

I wonder what former child actor Corey Feldman thought of this example of pedophile filth. Maybe Kevin Spacey can portray a Catholic priest next time.

Jimmy Kimmel, former host of the game show 'Guess What's In My Pants', hosted the Academy Awards. I understand that he hosts a late-night talk show, where he bad-mouths our wonderful President Trump, and yaps tearfully about issues such as health care.

I remember a time long ago when late-night talk show hosts were funny. When I want to know what I should think about the important issues, I'll wait and see what Jimmy Kimmel or Meryl Streep has to say about it. (rolling my eyes)..............

Gary Oldman won the 'Best Male Actor' award for his fantastic portrayal of Winston Churchill in 'Darkest Hour'. Apparently he sinned during his acceptance speech, and thanked America. You could hear vials of cocaine drop inside the Dolby Theatre. Literally.

These immoral Communist weirdos gave Mr. Oldman the silent treatment when he thanked America. They cheer and almost ejaculate on themselves for child rapist Roman Polanski, but one actor thanks America.......stone silence.

It makes me wanna smack their knuckles with a ruler or call an exorcist.

Final note: This Oscar telecast had it's lowest TV ratings ever. I think The Oscars are for entertainment writers. Normal Americans have tuned out.

God Bless.



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