Thursday, August 10, 2017
Trump Should Make A Deal With Kim Jong-Un
Your bushy-tailed correspondent thinks this is a great opportunity. Un's eccentric father, Kim Jong-Il, had a history of kidnapping actors, and America has actors who promised to leave America if Trump won.
President Trump should make a deal with the NORK leader. If they don't nuke Guam (or anywhere else), we will send them Matt Damon and Rosie O'Donnell.
We are hearing this week that Un has about 60 miniature nuclear warheads that can fit inside their ballistic missiles. Perhaps Trump can reduce that number by sending Meryl Streep, director Michael Moore, or Communist Sean Penn to North Korea.
We can hold these actors to their promise to leave America, and President Trump can literally save the civilized world if he makes this deal. On top of that, the North Korean dictator can begin his very own collection of Hollywood actors. Everyone wins.