In a move that will please kids and parents alike, First Lady Melania Trump will be announcing a change to school lunch policy.
Soon, the old Michelle Obama-era healthy lunches consisting of uncooked broccoli, rice cakes, rabbit food, and mystery foodpaste patties will be replaced by Sloppy Joes, meat and potatoes, soups and sandwiches, and nachos.
Wave goodbye to starvation school lunches, kids. Soon, you will eat like normal people again.
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