Articles Of Impeachment

California Representative Brad Sherman has issued Articles of Impeachment against President Trump. Your bushy-tailed reporter is surprised that Democrats have taken this long to do so.

I thought they would try to impeach him before he took office in January.

Here are The Articles of Impeachment:

Article One: Assaulting The CNN Logo,

Article Two: Insulting Mika Brzezinski,

Article Three: Improper tweeting unbecoming a U.S. President,

Article Four: violating the mainstream media's First Amendment right to publish fake news by calling it fake news,

Article Five: Obstructing the election of Hillary Clinton,

Article Six: Firing James Comey, and calling Special Counsel Mueller's investigation a witch hunt,

Article Seven: Un-doing the agenda of Our Saviour and President-For-Life, Barack Hussein Obama,

Article Eight: Obstructing the globalist agenda,

Article Nine: Upsetting our corruption applecart.