Belts For Black Guys

February is Black History Month, and The RedSquirrel Report is combating a terrible scourge effecting Black communities across the country.

Sagging pants.

It seems that a high number of Black males are not even aware that their pants are sagging far beneath the waist, even revealing their underwear.

How does one find employment dressed this way? They look idiotic.

RSR are proud to supply belts to the less-unfortunate. Please donate $15 to Belts For Black Guys, P.O. Box 56, Minneapolis, MN.

Together, we can help them dress themselves properly.



(Note: This is just a parody. DO NOT give us your money.)