Come on down to F&R Department Store! We have a great Not My President's Day Sale!
F&R has great deals for all you special snowflakes who STILL haven't accepted the result of last November's presidential election! Don't cry, baby! After the NOT MY PRESIDENT'S DAY rally, come down to F&R, and re-stock your supplies!
Diapers for only $10. (Of course, we accept EBT CARDS!) We also have TOP BRAND PACIFIERS for only $1!
So, come on down to F&R!