Monday, December 21, 2015
And Now, The Barack Obama Christmas Weather Forecast
On Christmas Eve, expect temps to hover around 22 degrees. This will probably give Santa a case of Seasonal Affective Disorder, so he may cancel his yearly trip. While I'm loading up Air Force One for my Hawaii vacay, it looks like your children will probably get no presents this year. You can blame The Republicans for this.
When you wake up on Christmas Day you may need your sun block, as the daytime temp will top out at a Hellish 33 degrees.
Overall, daytime temps will fluctuate wildly between 30 and 38 degrees. Back to you, Steve and Cindy.