Today, I'm investing heavily in this new cause, I Support The Republican Trump Not The Democrat Trump (ISRTNDT), buying 500 shares. Also, I'm really excited in Scott Walker 4 President (SW4P). I've just bought 1000 shares at 100gc's a share, and.....Wait a minute.... He's about to make an announcement.
Oh, shit. Does anybody wanna buy my SW4P shares at 10gc's a share?
Also, I've just bought some shares of All Lives Matter. Oh look, there's a crowd gathering outside my house.
Well, that's all for now.
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