Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Inspires A Nation Losing It's Mind

Recently, The President of Spokane's NAACP got into hot water when people realized she was White. Now, many angry Americans are calling Rachel Dolezal (pictured) a fraud.

She identifies as a Black person in America. Lily-White Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren has identified herself as a Native-American to obtain employment on an American university, and Bruce Jenner has moreless re-identified as a woman.

Now, the spray-tanned Dolezal has been forced out at The NAACP. Is this really fair?

Maybe this is just her idea of living the dream as an American. As children, we were told growing up that you can be whatever you want to be.

Personally, I'm inspired by the Rachel Dolezal story. I too am in the process of changing my identity. From now on, I identify as an illegal alien. Now, where's my free health care?

The possibilities are almost endless. Millions of Americans are sick of being abused and insulted by the government. You work and work just to see the government tax you into the poorhouse. For all you poor, over-taxed shlubs out there, I suggest that you re-identify as a cat.

There. Now, you're a cat. You can demand that the government feed you and scratch your chin. You can jump on a bureaucrat's lap and demand that they pet you because you identify as a cat.

Thank you, Rachel Dolezal. You're an inspiration to us all.

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