This Is Bullshit (Facebook And Obamacare)

Let me get this straight. A few weeks ago, Facebook embattled CEO Mark Zuckerberg was called to testify before Congress. Everyone's having a cow over data mining, and people are angry over Facebook using your information. The last time I looked, no one's forcing you to sign up.

On the other hand, Obamacare was considered mandatory. Many Americans were actually harmed by this terrible legislation. Barack Obama committed consumer fraud when he said 'If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.' 

Why isn't Barack Obama being called to testify before Congress? 

This Is Bullshit (The Stormy Daniels Story)

Let me get this straight. President Trump supposedly had an affair with porn actress Stormy Daniels 12 years ago, and they had an agreement that he will pay her $150,000 if she never tells anyone.

She takes the money, but tells the world about this supposed affair anyway.....and TRUMP'S LAWYER may be in legal trouble?

On top of that, her slimy lawyer is on CNN every day setting the narrative. What am I missing?

This Week On 'That's Incredibly Sick!' (Fire At Trump Tower)

This week on 'That's Incredibly Sick!', a fire at Trump Tower kills a man and injures several firefighters, and sick, Trump-hating douches joke about it on Twitter.

What makes these weirdos tick? Find out on this episode of 'That's Incredibly Sick!'

The Barack Obama Weather Report (April 3, 2018)

Global warming caught up with the Easter Bunny on Sunday. It was 11 degrees in Minneapolis, and if you added in the wind chill, it felt like 3 degrees. DAMN YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Oh, this just in! There's a Winter storm alert until tomorrow, and we expect 6-8 more inches of snow. I blame America and the industrialized West for this. It's STILL WAY TOO WARM.

If you remember, I brought the coal industry to it's knees before they could destroy the Earth as well as your children's future. The orange man is bringing the coal industry back and ruining the planet.

Now, he's ruining my legacy as he rolls back my beloved gas mileage emission standards. Soon, bald eagles will begin to spontaneously combust and your children will die from heatstroke.

As the Republicans allow the polluters to choke Mother Earth, the coastlines will recede, drowning millions of Americans. To combat global warming, we should rely on clean, reliable solar energy and unicorn farts.

That's the Barack Obama weather report. Back to you, Colleen and Bill!

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE RESIGNATION TOMORROW

Yuk, yuk, yuk. Happy April Fools Day to all you anti-Trump haters out there.

Is It Just Me?.....

....or does anti-gun activist David Hogg remind you of Randy, the bratty puppet from 1980's kid's show Pee-Wee's Playhouse?

Hillary Clinton Song Parody Osborne Bros. 'It Ain't My Fault'

I blame the loss on the voters
and blame the voters for the loss
I blame America and the men
Comey made Trump the boss

The Russians ruined my brand
My campaign workers weren't so bright
The single women who didn't vote
They ruined my Election Night

But it's not my fault
No, it's not my fault
I'm supposed to be prez
I wasn't supposed to lose
It's not my fault

Blame the Right Wing for my losin'
and I blame Bernie too
and blame my lousy doctor
for giving me the flu

Blame Google Twitter bots
Sexists and the racists too
All the voter suppression
The Blacks and The Jews

But it's not my fault
No, it's not my fault
I was supposed to win
It was my legacy
But it's not my fault

I was leading
I had a blue wall
I didn't have to campaign or make any robo-calls
America made a mistake
You elected the wrong one
I didn't have to campaign in Wisconsin

I blame my husband
for ruining our family name
and I blame facebook
Fake news is also to blame
I blame those blue states
for turning flaming red
and I blame Steve Bannon
for the mean things my opponent said

But it's not my fault...............