Tuesday, September 15, 2020

And Now, The NFLBLM Halftime Highlights (With Howard Cosell)


Week one of the 2020 NFLBLM season is a ratings disaster, with insufferable multi-millionaire jocks turning their 'woke' selves into shills for VIOLENT MARXIST REVOLUTIONARIES AND THEIR CORPORATE SPONSORS,... 


....WHILE DOING SO IN THE NAME OF CIVIL RIGHTS.

M & T Bank Stadium: The Baltimore Ravens and many other teams knelt in disrespect of America on Week One, ANGERING THEIR FANS. The words 'Black Lives Matter' splashed loudly in large, bold lettering on the field. 

Either this football league is completely ignorant of BLM's police-hating, violent history or they just don't care!

U.S. Bank Stadium: Usually, A Minnesota Vikings / Green Bay Packers game is a CLASSIC revival of a great NFC North rivalry.....but look at the empty stadium! At halftime, they are honoring an individual who overdosed on drugs while under police custody! Supposedly, the death of George Floyd was the reason for protests against police brutality. Instead, American cities are being set on fire and LOOTED! 

The New Orleans Saints taped the name Jacob Blake to their helmets. 'Who is Jacob Blake?' you might ask. He is a Black man shot by police in Kenosha,, Wisconsin. He is also an accused, RAPIST WHO FOUGHT WITH THE POLICE BEFORE THEY SHOT HIM.

The NFLBLM is introducing a 'Black National Anthem' this season. Most Americans believe that the traditional anthem belonged to ALL Americans. 

Football fans are mostly traditional, patriotic Americans who love their country. They do NOT want to be preached at by 'woke' multi-millionaire jocks with a giant, anti-American chip on their shoulder. Until the league figures this out, the ratings will continue to suffer.



 

HEADLINE: BIDEN CAMPAIGN FINDS STAND-IN FOR UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES


 

Saturday, September 5, 2020

CNN's Brian Stelter And The Gaslighting Of America

We here at RSR believe in a good, robust debate. We even welcome the most insane ramblings from lunatic, leftist weirdos like CNN's Brian Stelter. He recently went on the air to jibber-jabber about the mavens of conservative media having the temerity to criticize Democrat presidential candidate Joseph Biden.

Then, the un-self-aware leftist wondered if there were any cable news networks or newspapers or entire industries dedicated to criticizing, speaking ill of and badmouthing President Trump. Stelter and his ilk spend almost ALL their time not only criticizing the president, but constantly generating false narratives about him.

People like Brian Stelter, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Cuomo host national programs on cable news networks, and tens of thousands of Americans tune in to hear what they have to say. So, why do they appear to many of us to be the most clueless, poorly informed, and probably the least honest humans on the planet?

They CANNOT be THIS clueless. They MUST be aware that they constantly lie.

When the CNN reporter is literally standing just yards away from another Democrat neighborhood in flames and telling the viewers that all he sees is a peaceful protest, he looks so silly you wonder if this is just an SNL skit.

Lately, there is a debate as to whether incoherent Democrat president candidate Joe Biden should participate in any presidential debates with the incumbent, President Donald Trump. It is obvious that Biden isn't all there, yet the always silly Brian Stelter opines that Biden should not debate the president because Trump isn't fit to share the stage with the former Vice-President.

WHAT!!!!?????

These false witnesses create fake scandals and harp on them constantly, then use their fake news as the reason why an incoherent career criminal like Joe Biden should NOT share a debate stage with Orange Man Bad. Wow.....just wow.

Democrat governors and mayors have shut down blue states and cities due to 'Covid 19', yet blame The President for the awful, disastrous economic results. They say that this is 'Trump's America.'

How come red states are doing so much better economically and in dealing with Covid 19, and you're three times more likely to die from Covid 19 in a blue state?

Shutting down your state and wrecking your economy is just part of the Democrat strategy to remove President Trump from office. Wacky Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accidentally admitted this in a tweet that has since been deleted.

AOC has become the policy leader for The Democrats, but the gaslighting has come from the leftist media. They tell us why Orange Man Bad must go. Remember folks, 2 + 2 = 5.

Also, just in case you haven't noticed it, there has been a violent communist revolution in cities ran by Democrats. President Trump has repeatedly offered to send troops, but leftist mayors prefer to see neighborhoods burned to the ground.

Recently, Leftist presidential candidate Joe Biden has learned his poll numbers have been tanking. The left has discovered their big dip in popularity is due to the fact that Normal-Americans prefer law and order to anarchy, and see violence Marxist gangs like Black Lives Matter and AntiFa as threats to our democracy.

So, Slow Joe delivers a proclamation that he 'opposes the violence', and advises The President get on board, even though Orange Man Bad has powerfully opposed the violence in the streets since May, while the liberals have accused him of being a racist for doing so.

Another example of leftist gaslighting. We are hearing reports that Hydroxychloroquine is somewhat effective in fighting Covid 19, yet the leftists running facebook are censuring the good news. They oppose this info getting out.....but why? Is it because President Trump is promoting this drug?

If it helps people then what is facebook's problem with it? Do they oppose it's use simply to oppose everything Orange Man Bad approves of? It appears to this bushy-tailed reporter that many leftists are suffering from something even worse than Covid 19. They have been stricken by TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome.) A lot of them are employed at CNN, MSNBC, and The New York Times.

CNN's motto is 'We're CNN, the most-trusted name in news.' Their motto should be 'Just remember,  2 + 2 = 5, and we'll keep telling you until you believe it'.








Thursday, September 3, 2020

Kamala Harris's Resume

A couple weeks ago, Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden scoured the absolute bottom of the barrel, and found his vice-presidential pick, former California Attorney General and Senator, Kamala Harris. I think a good way to explain what kind of person Ms. Harris is, is to imagine her resume:

Kamala Harris's Resume:

I began my political career by having an affair with the married former Mayor of San Francisco and Speaker of The California State Assembly, Willy Brown.  I learned a lot under him.

As California's Attorney General, I ordered a raid on the home of a citizen journalist for exposing Planned Parenthood, who sold baby parts. The abortionists gave so generously to my various campaigns I wanted to show my loyalty to the pro-choice cause.

I feel I deserve to be the Vice President because I'm a Black woman. I'm also Indian, and the fact that my Jamaican ancestors became incredibly rich off the the slave trade proves that business smarts is in my blood.

I am a very capable prosecutor. I successfully prosecuted over 2,000 criminals for marijuana possession. If you ask me if I've smoked or possessed pot, I'll just laugh coyly.

As Senator, I lead the televised lynching of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, falsely accusing him of rape. I made his wife cry.

During the presidential debates, I bravely said that I believed candidate Joe Biden's accusers when they said he sexually assaulted them. I've since re-considered my brave stance, and believe that my personal ambition trumps everything else.

In short, I began my career screwing a rich, powerful politician, and now I seek a position under another man. I hope that young girls will see me as a great example! Thank you!

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Condescending Wonka Reports From The DNC 2020


Here to wrap up his report of the Democrat National Convention 2020 is our political correspondent Condescending Wonka:

Wow, so I ran into Michelle Obama after her big DNC speech where she told America that things can get so much worse unless we elect Joe Biden. I asked her if she was 'just sayin'' or that she and her 'Take The High Road Coalition' were planning more violent race riots and maybe a pandemic worse than Covid 19.

I told her it must be hard making America a kinder, more just place......

Then I ran into former Republican John Kasich. I asked him if he switched over to the Democrats because the news media sucks up to Democrats while attacking Republicans non-stop.

I complimented him on his courage...................

Then, I had a chance to speak to Former President Barack Obama. I just wondered about that part of his DNC speech where he suggested that President Trump would never be a good president. 

I asked Barry if he really believed  the American economy is revived with the use of a 'magic wand.'

Then, I asked him if it showed good character to take credit for the roaring economy while he couldn't improve the economy at all in his 8 years in office.

I congratulated him on his scandal-free administration. That is, if you don't include Benghazi, the Russian hoax, the IRS harassment of conservatives, and airplanes full of cash to the Iranian mullahs.

I've noticed dictators seldom experience scandals. Also, the news media gave Obama an 8-year tongue bath.

Finally, I congratulated him on uniting the leftists and race rioters against the police.

Then, I ran into former President Bill Clinton after his speech, where he castigated President Trump for sullying the prestige of The Oval Office.

Bill Clinton turned a 21-year-old White House intern into a 'human Thermador' . Bravo, Mr. President! I compare you with Abraham Lincoln saving the union!

Then, I spoke briefly with Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden. I asked him if he really believed that 'there was nothing we could do if we did it together.' I told him that line brought a tear to my eyes!!

He must have practiced that line for hours!

Well, that's it from The Democrat National Convention 2020 in Milwaukee. So long!







SONG PARODY ALERT!! Billie Eilish Sings The DNC Themesong (I Had A Dream)

The dismal 2020 Democrat National Convention mercifully ended last week. Between Michelle Obama's threat against normal Americans, her husband's douchetastic trashing of President Trump, and presidential nominee Joe Biden's speech where he told the American people that there is nothing we can do if we do it together, it's a wonder that the switchboards at the Suicide Hotline didn't explode.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent isn't a masochist, so I didn't watch it. What I know of the DNC I heard on talk radio. I heard sound clips from this depressing, dystopian attack on President Trump and the country most of us love.

I heard that pop star Billie Eilish made a short statement where she attacked the president and threw her support behind Joe Biden. Of that, I am not surprised. On most of her songs, she usually sounds like she has over-dosed on downers

Ms. Eilish could have wrote the theme song of The Democrat National Convention, remaking one of her hits, the rather trippy, underwater  Everything I Wanted:

I had a dream. 
We elected Joe Biden.
I told you to vote
like your life depended on it

Now we're living in a nightmare. 
Your overlords they don't care
My head must have been fried (fried)
Good-bye Free-dom
Spoiled brats cried (cried, cried, cried, cried)
We didn't even notice
Now the government robs the nation
They call it 'reparations'.....

I had a dream.
We elected Kamala Harris
I am so woke, I see
now I am not free

She said 'I believed his accuser'
but I want to be his VP
I'm a vicious liar
We'll send Joe to a nursing home
Then we'll change
This evil, racist country
I take your guns and your freedom
You don't deserve it

You'll want to scream
but I will stifle your freedom
No freedom of speech
We'll rob you 'cause you're greedy

The cities are still burning
millennials still not learning