Maybe Obama's Friends Can Re-Record 'We Are The World'

In the great San Joaquin Valley, the most productive and fertile farmland in the world, the farmers are being crushed by drought, and they need water to do their work. But there's a problem. The federal government, namely the Environmental Protection Agency and the Democrat-controlled Senate will not allow them to have that water.



Democrat environmentalist radicals believe the water belongs to the delta smelt, and so they have diverted that water away from the farms towards the shiny little fish.

The Senate Republicans have tried to turn the spigots back on, but The psychotic leftist Democrats are deliberately destroying America. This almost reminds me of what  Mengistu Haile Mariam's Communist regime in Ethiopia did to that country in the 1980's. That regime used man-made famine to control and tyrannize the population.

Those little delta smelt lobbyists must be persuasive. I didn't know they even voted.

Do you remember how the world reacted to the man-made famine in Ethiopia? In 1984, Bob Geldof and a group of British pop stars recorded 'Do They Know It's Christmas?'

Then, American pop stars recorded 'We Are The World'. Hey, that's what the farmers of the San Joaquin valley need. Maybe Obama's friends can re-record this song for drought relief.

Oh, this just in: The Obama Administration's EPA will use drone surveillance over cattle ranches in Nebraska and Iowa to monitor compliance of their 'Clean Water Act'.

This is just sick.

Cat Drone-The Summer Blockbuster

Hey, @TheMorningSpew Why don't we make a movie about Bart Jenson and his feline pal, Orville?

We could re-make the movie Top Gun, with an all-cat cast. I'm already working on a theme song similar to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins:

I was really sad, when my frisky died
But I found a way, to make my little kitty fly
Now he's a lit-tle KITTY DRONE, KITTY DRONE....

The theme song writes itself. Danger Zone rhymes with cat-drone.

The Amazing Flying Cat: Our Series Of Reports Continues

Previously, your bushy-tailed correspondent told you about Bart Janson and his amazing cat copter, Kitty Hawk. The story is touching, but there's a world out there that's in need of this ground-breaking technology. America is involved in a war on terror, and somebody will probably make a buck off this.

As the singing mother/daughter duo The Judds would say, 'Why not me?'

So, after wiping the tears from my eyes, I wrote a comment in @TheMorningSpew, congratulating him/her/them on this fine story. I coined the term, cat-drone.

I received an enthusiastic tweet from TMS, and we traded several more, developing this idea even further. Others on Twitter got into this fascinating discussion.

The general consensus was, that the creators of this flying cat machine, or cat-drone,
should take this idea to The Pentagon, and that an assembly line of cat-drones should be manufactured.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent believes that cat-drones could shorten the war on terror, and bring us quick victory. As our new weapon rains down on Al-Qaeda, our over-whelmed enemies would die thinking that 'The Great Satan' has developed a special species of predator drone.

There was some discussion of using dead pigs, or some other dead critter, but I believed that a relatively small, remote-controlled cat would be harder to shoot down.

I am so close to realizing my ultimate dream of being a filthy-rich war profiteer, I can just taste it.

The Amazing Flying Cat

In April, Your bushy-tailed correspondent got a Twitter account, and believe this is the best decision I've ever made. On Twitter, you meet a lot of like-minded tweeps, and one of the kindred spirits I've come across is @TheMorningSpew.


From this terrific blog, I've come across the story of Bart Janson and his cat, Orville.

After Orville was ran over by a car, the Dutch artist took his dead feline to a taxidermist, had it stuffed, then teamed up with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman....

and the two men turned the dead cat into a remote-control helicopter.

He attached four plastic propellers to the cat's feet, encased a motor inside his frisky friend's stomach, and now, the silver tabby can fly. This story is so moving I think I'm getting misty just thinking about it.

Janson says that Orville loved birds, and now, he can fly with them.



I wish to Thank @TheMorningSpew for telling the story of Bart and Orville, also known as Kitty Hawk.

All Is Well-The Private Sector Is Doing Just Fine

The other day, Our Glorious Leader said that the private sector is #doingjustfine. That reminded me of something I once saw in a movie.





Obama: The private sector is doing just fine.

Animal House's Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon): REMAIN CALM. ALL IS WELL!

I'm A Dem-Tool, On Obama's Steel Horse I Ride

We're all the same, rich libs who wanted hope and change.


Everyday, America under Obama is wasting away.








Another fundraiser....with a room full of limousine liberals


Bitter clingers, they know Obama's full of bull.



I'm a Dem-tool, on Obama's steel horse I ride


Brainwashed....believing his lies....

Ooh, Let Me Taste Your Sweet, Yummy Democrat Tears!



Ooh, let me taste your tears!......................

If you're like me, your conservative heart hurts for that poor Tom Barrett supporter, despondent over the result of Wisconsin's recall election. I almost couldn't bear to watch the weepy Wisconsin Democrat as he uttered those words to the CNN reporter:

"This was the end of America as we know it".





The RedSquirrel Report has invited this great American spokesman to share his thoughts on the Wisconsin recall election.

Hello (sniff) thanks RedSquirrel.

On Tuesday night, the state of Wisconsin had her very soul ripped out by Governor Scott Walker. This is the end of America as we know it. Democracy is dead, and I feel like Scott Walker has knocked down my door and shot my puppy! (sob)....

We were out-spent $34 million to $4 million. Scott Walker had the unmitigated nerve to accept money from outside the state, and even worse, he won't allow the state public employee unions pick the taxpayer's bones clean. Soon that evil Nazi Scott Walker will begin rounding us up. Monster! (boo hoo hoo)....

The America I've always known is over (blubber blubber). Because of this heartless maniac Walker, we will no longer be able to retire comfortably at 50, and force you suckers in the private sector to work until you're 79 (blows his nose)....

I cannot believe that we are going to be forced to contribute to our own health care plans and pensions....That is simply.....INHUMANE! (sob)....

Democrats are NEVER supposed to lose. God created us Democrats to rule, and Republicans to pay taxes. Anything short of that is just NOT RIGHT! Thank you.

WAAAAAAAA!!!!!