The Top 10 New Woke Disneyland Attractions

Disneyland was once called the 'Happiest Place On Earth', but it seems lately like it's vying for the title of 'Wokest Place On Earth.

Did you see the video of a man wearing a dress welcoming little girls into The Magin Kingdom's Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique? He even had a moustache. WEIRD!

From our home office in Bovey, Minnesota, is our new list, The Top 10 New Woke Disneyland Attractions:

10. The Mad 'Mostly-Peaceful' Tea Party

  9. The Buzz Light-In-The-Loafers Ass Blaster Ride

  8. Patrice's BLM Haunted $2 million Mansion

  7. The Butt-Pirates of the Carribbean

  6. It's A 'Cancel Culture' World

  5, Snow Whitey's Scary Adventure In George Floyd Square

  4. The BLM Brand Jamboree

  3. The Anti-American Tour of Toppled Statues

  2. The Island Of Misfit Pedophiles

  1. The Hall of Cross-Dressers