'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown' will not be aired on network television this year, ending a long-standing, popular Halloween tradition. In an RSR exclusive we have been in touch with an insider at the ABC/ Disney Corporation, and our insider has told us that ABC will consider bringing ITGP,CB back as early as next year if it is re-written and approved by members of Black Lives Matter.
Expect the following changes:
Right-wing Skin head Charlie Brown has been beaten and forced out of his home. 'Peaceful protesters' spray paint the house.
During the Halloween party scene, the privileged White kids are terrorized by BLM. In a 'peaceful protest', the 'activists' chant and set fire to Snoopy's doghouse.
Lesbians Peppermint Patty and her friend Marcy plot against the nuclear family.
BLM confront Franklin, and browbeat him for having White friends.
BLM demands 15% of the trick-or-treaters candy, then ransack the stores. The gang learns a new word, 'Reparations.'
The Great Pumpkin is replaced by 'The Evil Orange President.' BLM protesters gang beat anyone with a red baseball cap.
Linus waits for the arrival of The Great Pumpkin, but is beaten by BLM. Then, they tear down the statues in town.
ABC hopes to begin production of 'It's The Evil Orange President' early in 2021.
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