The #MeNeither Movement

In October 2017, the Me Too Movement exploded on the scene, and virtue-signalling victims the world over jumped on the bandwagon. People of both genders came out of their closet and claimed to be either assaulted, harassed, or looked at in a creepy way.

If you weren't a victim, chances are you are a rapey, harassing pig.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent proposes an alternative movement. I call it The #MeNeither Movement. It's my reaction to loud, extremely vocal minorities everywhere. If you want to know if you belong in this new movement, Here is my 10-point checklist:

10. Do you want to see a 'blue wave' to come on Election Day 2018? #MeNeither

 9, Do you claim special victim status based on your skin color or gender? #MeNeither

8. Are you hoping that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller can overrturn the 2016      Presidential Election? #MeNeither

7. Do you think that confiscating guns from law-abiding citizens will deter crime? #MeNeither

6, Do big, dumb jocks influence you politically? #MeNeither

5, Do you lose sleep at night because no team has signed QB Colin Kaepernick? #MeNeither

4, Do you agree with Bernie Sanders when he says that income inequality is a TRAVESTY? #MeNeither

3. Do you agree with Nancy Pelosi when she calls tax cuts 'Armageddon'? #MeNeither

2. Do you agree with Barack Obama when he calls climate change 'America's greatest national security threat'? #MeNeither

1. Do you trust CNN to report the news fairly and accurately? #MeNeither