A Pep Talk For The Democrats

The Democrats are excited about the possibility of taking back the House of Representatives in November. Here to talk about this blue wave is a leading Democrat spokesman:

My fellow Democrats....

I want to tell you just how excited I am with talk of a 'blue wave' sweeping across America on Election Day 2018. We are poised to take back the House of Representatives, and the only real item on our agenda is the impeachment of that orange Jedi clown, Donald Trump.

There are other things to attend to. We must undo the Republican tax cuts and increase regulations on productive, greedy Americans. We must stop the building of the Trump's Wall, or risk losing millions of new Democrat voters 

Since our party have turned our backs on Black Americans in favor of illegal immigrants, we've seen the biggest drop in Black unemployment in this country's history. Of course, I give the Democrats credit for this.

My Sith lieutenant Darth Obama continues his work within the shadow government, undermining the current administration. He continues to work, using the dark side of misinformation along with CNN to confuse the public and build hate against Cheeto Head.

Our IRS and FBI stormtroopers continue to harass normal, everyday American ewoks and protect our unelected Queen Hillary.

Grand Moff Mueller is keeping Prince Manafort in our dungeon, and we hope that our prisoner gives us the needed information that will help us squash this pathetic, little rebellion against our globalist establishment.

This November, the American people will turn to the dark side, and bring an end to the reign of Prince Cheeto Head and his America-First agenda. They will DO IT, OR THEY WILL DIE!!! Thank You.

Emperor George Soros Palpatine