Hooray!!!! Here I am in Mom's basement, enjoying my hot cocoa with both hands. The results are in and DEMOCRATS win the governorships in deep red states New Jersey AND Virginia!!!
Also, my Marxist man crush Bill DeBlasio wins re-election in the hotly-contested New York City Mayors race!!! TAKE THAT, EVIL REPUBLICANS!!!!
In Minneapolis, TWO transgendered candidates have been elected to the city council!!! Perhaps candidates across the country will go and get sex-change operations to increase their chances of scoring election victory. I'm so excited I think I just wet my onesy!!!
You may wonder why it took a week for me to file this report. Last Tuesday, I was re-living the horror I experienced a year ago, as that monster Donald Trump was breaking Hillary Clinton's blue wall. Watching Election Night 2016 on YouTube, I sobbed, and my tears shorted out my computer.
I believed after Trump won, there would no more elections, and that he would round us all up and send us to concentration camps. I've spent the last year hiding in this pillow fort.
I was surprised to learn that there would be elections in 2017 after all. So, tonight I am watching the nail-biters in New Jersey and Virginia on my new computer. It's wonderful to see the voters reject the Trump agenda! Hopefully, these new governors and Mayor DeBlasio will impeach that creep in the White House.
Last Wednesday, me and three of my friends ventured out of our pillow forts, and walked down to our local library. We looked up at the sky, and screamed at God for allowing Trump to become president. It made us feel a little better.
It's getting a little nippy outside. I think I'll put on my pink pussy hat and take a nice walk. It's good to know that Trump hasn't suspended The Constitution yet.
PB
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