Wednesday, June 14, 2017
My Unnamed Source
The unnamed source, is also known as an anonymous source. We don't know if he or she actually exists.
Your bushy-tailed blogger has his own unnamed source. Here are the top ten news stories we've obtained from my unnamed source:
10. California Representative Nancy Pelosi has an unclean spirit living inside her.
9. At least 135 Democrats in Congress have made a fortune accepting bribes.
8. Hillary Clinton's campaign director John Podesta was caught with a live boy in his bed in 2016.
7. Former president Bill Clinton was caught with a dead girl in his bed in January.
6. American dictator Barack Obama used the phase fundamental transformation of America because turning America into an impoverished third-world craphole didn't sound good.
5. Obama sold guns to dangerous Mexican drug dealers because the resulting carnage would convince the American people to surrender their Second Amendment rights.
4. Before she was elected to Congress, Maxine Waters escaped from an insane asylum.
3. Hillary Clinton running mate Tim Kaine was caught shoplifting in May.
2. The Hillary Clinton campaign accepted money from every foreign dictator on Earth.
1. Senator Charles Schumer is a serial groper.