Wednesday, June 14, 2017

MN Gov. Mark Dayton 'My Way 2017'

And now, The end is near
but we'll have another special session
Tell the Republicans that I am king
They don't know with whom they're messin'

I want more for public transit and pre-k
and none for the highways

Tell Kurt Daudt and the Grand Old Losers
That I will have it My Way

I signed the budget, but I've changed my mind
I am mentally unstable
I'll accuse the Republicans, of being mean to kids
I want to bring the budget back to the table

I want to veto the Legislature's budget
and let me mumble, and not in a shy-way

I'm warning my opponents to get out of MY WAY

Oh, I'll finish my second term if I am able
The Governor's Office is a giant Tower of Babel
I'll do this alone without Kurt Daudt
I took the budget, then I spat it out
The record shows, that my administration blows
I'm demanding they let me have MY WAY

I fell down on my job, slurred my speech
at the State of The State
We must fight climate change
We must do it now! before it's too late

We welcome our Somali neighbors
If you don't, just hit the highway

You might as well move to Wisconsin
I'll have it MY WAY

Oh, I'll raise taxes, and raise a fuss
and spend and spend the state's surplus
unionize your kid's lemonade stand
If you have a pocket, I'll stick my hand

The record shows, spending grows and grows
I'll have it MY WAY

The record show, spending grows and grows
I'll have it MY WAY




















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