Monday, September 21, 2020

NY Mayor Bill DeBlasio Announces A Non -Traditional, Virtual Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.




Socialist New York Mayor Bill DeBlasio has announced that there will be a 'non-traditional, 'virtual' Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2020. 

There will be no Snoopy and Charlie Brown Balloons, no High School Bands, and no floats honoring the day. Instead, he has planned the following:

Socialist Mayor Grand Marshall DeBlasio will blow a whistle, signalling the start of the parade.

The first float is the 'Reparations For Slavery' float. It will transport violent looters and thugs down the empty street, and they will jump off the float and start smashing store windows and looting the stores along the route. 

Next, we will have a float for 'The NFLBLM'. The football players will be lined up, and kneeling for the National Anthem. One holds an 'I Can't Breathe' sign.

Next in line is 'The Indigenous Peoples For Aztlan', dancing down the street, decked out in Aztec and Mayan garb. 

Hey look! It's a drum circle! 

Here comes the first balloon of North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Un! It must've been rough for him growing up, being the only fat kid in North Korea.....

Then, Governors from blue states will be goosestepping down the street, making sure that the small number of parade watchers are wearing a face mask! Some of them storm into the mostly empty cafes along the route. Oh look! Is that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz? I think it is!

He's yelling at and then fining startled diners!......Ooooh! that might cost a pretty penny!

Look at THIS!!! HUNDREDS OF U-HAUL VANS ARE HEADING OUT OF NEW YORK CITY!!!.....

Here comes another balloon. Wow, I've never seen a balloon that huge before. It's the 'N.Y. City Budget' balloon!

Next up, are hundreds of AntiFa thugs marching down the street. A dozen of them have spotted an old man, and now they're beating him senseless. Now, they're setting police cars on fire. 

Next up, is a float for 'Failed Democrat Mayors.' Wow, there's a lot of failed Democrat Mayors on that float!

Bringing up the rear is a float for American college students drowning in tuition debt. It looks like they will be bringing up the rear for the rest of their pathetic lives!

Oh look! Here comes dozens more U-Haul vans. It looks like they're leaving town.

That's the plan for Bill DeBlasio's 2020 'Non-Traditional, Virtual' Macy's Day Parade. Good luck, America! 








A Mama Thelma Harper Commentary: Joe Biden's Got Splinters In The Windmill Of His Mind


Here with her commentary about the Joe Biden campaign is America's 'Mama., Thelma Harper':

What the Hell is wrong with the Democrat party? They nominate a candidate with splinters in the windmill of his mind, Creepy Joe Biden. Half the time it looks like he doesn't even know where he is or who he is. Now, it's bad for a candidate to lie, but this hair-smelling weirdo is even worse.

He's a liar with a bad memory! He's got a screw loose! His lies are so obvious and easy to detect if you're just paying attention to what he says.

Biden says he won't end fracking, just that he will put an end to 'new fracking.' WHAT KIND OF IDIOTC DOUBLETALK IS THAT??? Whenever someone digs a hole it's always a new hole! Slow Joe says that he will stop energy companies who are 'destroying our planet.' 

The planet was here millions of years before us puny humans appeared on the scene, and it will be here long after we're gone. The climate is always changing, and people who work for a living aren't wrecking anything. Most working Americans are sick of some liberal jack-ass laying a guilt trip on them!

Then, in one of his TV ads, he says that he won't raise our taxes. BULLSHIT! The Green New Deal will wreck our economy all by itself and will cost us trillions! Anybody who supports Alexandria Ocasio- Cortez's Green New Deal is AN ORDER OF FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL!!!

In the same ad, he promises to raise taxes on the rich. In Slow Joe's world, 'the rich' are evil, moustache-twirling  villians who do nothing but count their money and laugh at us 'little people'. The rich people he is referring to also work for a living, not his influence-peddling family. 

Slow Joe says nothing about violent Marxists Black Lives Matter and the riots happening across the country, but as soon as it hurts him in the polls, suddenly he's all over the TV telling the American People that he's against the riots. Then he has the nerve to tell our wonderful President to get on board.

Somebody tell Sloe Joe that President Trump has been leading on this since the riots began in May.

Slow Joe says that Covid 19 will kill 200,000,000 Americans, and that President Trump is responsible for each death!!! Joe's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!

Now, Democrat leaders are telling him that he should NOT debate The President. They know Biden is a senile, lying gaffe machine. Heaven forbid he wins, and The Dems put him in a nursing home. Then you'll have President Kamala Harris in The Oval Office! 

I think I'll wrap this commentary up now. I feel like I need to pray for President Trump and our country.


Mama.

 



Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Election 2020: Campaigning In Florida, Democrat Presidential Candidate Biden Waves To His Supporters


While campaigning in Florida, A Biden spokesman told several reporters that the Biden Campaign were quite encouraged with the incredible crowd that greeted him.

'Yes, we will make sure that we register the imaginary cornstalks in this field, and will be mailing about 25,000,000 ballots. Our push pollsters will be calling them soon.

I think we'll maintain our lead in the polls..............

Tuesday, September 15, 2020

And Now, The NFLBLM Halftime Highlights (With Howard Cosell)


Week one of the 2020 NFLBLM season is a ratings disaster, with insufferable multi-millionaire jocks turning their 'woke' selves into shills for VIOLENT MARXIST REVOLUTIONARIES AND THEIR CORPORATE SPONSORS,... 


....WHILE DOING SO IN THE NAME OF CIVIL RIGHTS.

M & T Bank Stadium: The Baltimore Ravens and many other teams knelt in disrespect of America on Week One, ANGERING THEIR FANS. The words 'Black Lives Matter' splashed loudly in large, bold lettering on the field. 

Either this football league is completely ignorant of BLM's police-hating, violent history or they just don't care!

U.S. Bank Stadium: Usually, A Minnesota Vikings / Green Bay Packers game is a CLASSIC revival of a great NFC North rivalry.....but look at the empty stadium! At halftime, they are honoring an individual who overdosed on drugs while under police custody! Supposedly, the death of George Floyd was the reason for protests against police brutality. Instead, American cities are being set on fire and LOOTED! 

The New Orleans Saints taped the name Jacob Blake to their helmets. 'Who is Jacob Blake?' you might ask. He is a Black man shot by police in Kenosha,, Wisconsin. He is also an accused, RAPIST WHO FOUGHT WITH THE POLICE BEFORE THEY SHOT HIM.

The NFLBLM is introducing a 'Black National Anthem' this season. Most Americans believe that the traditional anthem belonged to ALL Americans. 

Football fans are mostly traditional, patriotic Americans who love their country. They do NOT want to be preached at by 'woke' multi-millionaire jocks with a giant, anti-American chip on their shoulder. Until the league figures this out, the ratings will continue to suffer.



 

HEADLINE: BIDEN CAMPAIGN FINDS STAND-IN FOR UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES


 

Saturday, September 5, 2020

CNN's Brian Stelter And The Gaslighting Of America

We here at RSR believe in a good, robust debate. We even welcome the most insane ramblings from lunatic, leftist weirdos like CNN's Brian Stelter. He recently went on the air to jibber-jabber about the mavens of conservative media having the temerity to criticize Democrat presidential candidate Joseph Biden.

Then, the un-self-aware leftist wondered if there were any cable news networks or newspapers or entire industries dedicated to criticizing, speaking ill of and badmouthing President Trump. Stelter and his ilk spend almost ALL their time not only criticizing the president, but constantly generating false narratives about him.

People like Brian Stelter, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Cuomo host national programs on cable news networks, and tens of thousands of Americans tune in to hear what they have to say. So, why do they appear to many of us to be the most clueless, poorly informed, and probably the least honest humans on the planet?

They CANNOT be THIS clueless. They MUST be aware that they constantly lie.

When the CNN reporter is literally standing just yards away from another Democrat neighborhood in flames and telling the viewers that all he sees is a peaceful protest, he looks so silly you wonder if this is just an SNL skit.

Lately, there is a debate as to whether incoherent Democrat president candidate Joe Biden should participate in any presidential debates with the incumbent, President Donald Trump. It is obvious that Biden isn't all there, yet the always silly Brian Stelter opines that Biden should not debate the president because Trump isn't fit to share the stage with the former Vice-President.

WHAT!!!!?????

These false witnesses create fake scandals and harp on them constantly, then use their fake news as the reason why an incoherent career criminal like Joe Biden should NOT share a debate stage with Orange Man Bad. Wow.....just wow.

Democrat governors and mayors have shut down blue states and cities due to 'Covid 19', yet blame The President for the awful, disastrous economic results. They say that this is 'Trump's America.'

How come red states are doing so much better economically and in dealing with Covid 19, and you're three times more likely to die from Covid 19 in a blue state?

Shutting down your state and wrecking your economy is just part of the Democrat strategy to remove President Trump from office. Wacky Socialist New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez accidentally admitted this in a tweet that has since been deleted.

AOC has become the policy leader for The Democrats, but the gaslighting has come from the leftist media. They tell us why Orange Man Bad must go. Remember folks, 2 + 2 = 5.

Also, just in case you haven't noticed it, there has been a violent communist revolution in cities ran by Democrats. President Trump has repeatedly offered to send troops, but leftist mayors prefer to see neighborhoods burned to the ground.

Recently, Leftist presidential candidate Joe Biden has learned his poll numbers have been tanking. The left has discovered their big dip in popularity is due to the fact that Normal-Americans prefer law and order to anarchy, and see violence Marxist gangs like Black Lives Matter and AntiFa as threats to our democracy.

So, Slow Joe delivers a proclamation that he 'opposes the violence', and advises The President get on board, even though Orange Man Bad has powerfully opposed the violence in the streets since May, while the liberals have accused him of being a racist for doing so.

Another example of leftist gaslighting. We are hearing reports that Hydroxychloroquine is somewhat effective in fighting Covid 19, yet the leftists running facebook are censuring the good news. They oppose this info getting out.....but why? Is it because President Trump is promoting this drug?

If it helps people then what is facebook's problem with it? Do they oppose it's use simply to oppose everything Orange Man Bad approves of? It appears to this bushy-tailed reporter that many leftists are suffering from something even worse than Covid 19. They have been stricken by TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome.) A lot of them are employed at CNN, MSNBC, and The New York Times.

CNN's motto is 'We're CNN, the most-trusted name in news.' Their motto should be 'Just remember,  2 + 2 = 5, and we'll keep telling you until you believe it'.








Thursday, September 3, 2020

Kamala Harris's Resume

A couple weeks ago, Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden scoured the absolute bottom of the barrel, and found his vice-presidential pick, former California Attorney General and Senator, Kamala Harris. I think a good way to explain what kind of person Ms. Harris is, is to imagine her resume:

Kamala Harris's Resume:

I began my political career by having an affair with the married former Mayor of San Francisco and Speaker of The California State Assembly, Willy Brown.  I learned a lot under him.

As California's Attorney General, I ordered a raid on the home of a citizen journalist for exposing Planned Parenthood, who sold baby parts. The abortionists gave so generously to my various campaigns I wanted to show my loyalty to the pro-choice cause.

I feel I deserve to be the Vice President because I'm a Black woman. I'm also Indian, and the fact that my Jamaican ancestors became incredibly rich off the the slave trade proves that business smarts is in my blood.

I am a very capable prosecutor. I successfully prosecuted over 2,000 criminals for marijuana possession. If you ask me if I've smoked or possessed pot, I'll just laugh coyly.

As Senator, I lead the televised lynching of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, falsely accusing him of rape. I made his wife cry.

During the presidential debates, I bravely said that I believed candidate Joe Biden's accusers when they said he sexually assaulted them. I've since re-considered my brave stance, and believe that my personal ambition trumps everything else.

In short, I began my career screwing a rich, powerful politician, and now I seek a position under another man. I hope that young girls will see me as a great example! Thank you!